Springfield Shopper 10.12.15

Springfield Shopper
                                      10th January 2015                           Nr 1

El Barto: our known vandal
I bet that you know him. You have heard about his vandalism and seen his graffiti. But I bet you DON'T KNOW HIM. Because, though you know his name, you don't know much more about him. So, to clear it up, we had a little talk.

Hello, El Barto. Hello. *spanish accent*.

'''Why do you vandalize? '''For fun. People know me. I'm famous.

'''But, have you tought about quitting? ''' No. I will never quit.

'''Is there someone out there? '''Of course! Everybody's out there!

Uh... Do you plan on finding love? Oh. Not really. Of course I have kissed a girl, but never planned to get married.

'''Why did you start vandalizing? '''For fun.

'''Is there a person behind your mask? '''No.... Of course not...

'''Well.. why do you look like Bart Simpson then? '''Who?

'''Bart Simpson. A 4th grader. ''' I don't know. Probably a fan, wants to look like me.

Weather
Hello! It's raining tomorrow at everywhere in Springfield. Very windy. About 4 degrees (Celsius) in West and South Springfield, and 3 degrees in North and East Springfield.

Music
Chiksta Rapper: Good news! My new album will be released on March 13! Price is 1$, as usual! And I will be performing my new songs in April 30 live in Springfield Concert Hall! See you there!

Lisa Simpson: I will be releasing a new album called "The Jazz Simpson" on Feb 14!